Chords you'll need-
Cadd9 Dadd9 Dadd9 D/F# Gadd9 Em7 G Fm
-e|----3-----5------7-----0-----0----0---3---1-|
-B|----3-----5------5-----3-----3----3---3---1-|
-G|----0-----0------0-----2-----0----0---0---x-|
-D|----0-----0------0-----0-----0----2---0---3-|
-A|----3-----5------5-----x-----x----2---2---3-|
-E|----x-----x------x-----2-----3----0---3---1-|
cappo on 4th fret
[Intro]Cadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 -e|-3-2------|
-B|-----3----|
-G|-------0--|
[verse1]
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
An old man turned ninety-eight
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
He won the lottery and died the next day
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
It's a black fly in your chardonnay
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
Isn't it ironic... don't you think
chorus
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Fm Cadd9 D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures
[verse2]
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
And as the plane crashed down he thought, well isn't this nice
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think?
chorus
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Fm Cadd9 D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures
[bridge]
Cadd9 Dadd9
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 Dadd9
When you think everything's ok and everythings going right
Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 Dadd9
And yeah well life has a funny way of helping you out when
Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9
You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face
-e|-3-2------|
-B|-----3----|
-G|-------0--|
[verse3]
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
A traffic jam when you're already late
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
It's meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
D/F# Gadd9 D/F# Em7
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
chorus
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's a free ride when you've already paid
D/F# G D/F# Em7
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Fm Cadd9 D/F#
And who would've thought... it figures
[outro]
Cadd9 Dadd9Dadd9 Dadd9 Cadd9 Dadd9Dadd9 Dadd9
Cadd9 Dadd9Dadd9*Dadd9 Cadd9 -e|-3-2------| Cadd9
-B|-----3----|
-G|-------0--|
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