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All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed
twice. Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... ect... (steady throught song)
Use D then slide up to Dsus2, then strun Dsus2 then slide back down to
D G A D
Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
G A D
Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more.
G A D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
G A D
Thats all we needed, to get by.
G A D G
Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one to blame dear Penis,
A D
I dont like you any more.
D A D
Dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore,
G A D
Cause when you get to drinkin, You put me places ive never been before,
G A D
dear Rodney, I dont like you anymore,
G A D
Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G A D G
If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home for ever dear penis,
A D
I think I like you after all.
G A D
Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.
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