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Chords: C, G7, F
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[C]Poor old Prunella was [G7]built like a fella,
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She [F]went 'round to see Doctor [G7]Kerr,
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He said, ^Ó[C]Now then, my case,^Ô but when she [G7]stripped to the waist,
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He [F]couldn't help [G7]calling her ^Ñ[C]sir^Ò.
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^ÓDon't worry your head, I'm a [G7]surgeon,^Ô he said,
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^ÓI'll [F]graft you two on just like [G7]that,^Ô
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But he [C]went and got plastered, the [G7]silly old fool,
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And he [F]grafted them [G7]onto her [C]back.
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Now poor old Prunella, she [G7]can't get a fella,
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To [F]walk or to talk or ro[G7]mance with,
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'Cause [C]no one wants to chat with a [G7]girl who looks like that,
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But by [F]golly, she's [G7]great fun to [C]dance with.
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