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( Intro E )
Eb E
How do you do, I
F# G
See you've met my
G# A
Faithful handyman.
Eb E G G# A A
Eb E
He's just a little brought down
F# G
Because when you knocked
G# A
He thought you were the candyman.
Eb E G G# A A
Eb E
Don't get strung out
F# G
by the way I look.
G# A Eb E
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Eb E
I'm not much of a man
F# G
by the light of day
G# A Eb E
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
E B
I'm just a sweet transvestite
A E Eb E
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Eb E
Let me show you around
F# G
Maybe play you a sound.
G# A Eb E
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Eb E
Or if you want something visual
F# G
That's not too abysmal,
G# A Eb E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Eb E
I'm glad we caught you at home,
F# G
Could we use your phone?
G# A Eb E
We're both in a bit of a hurry. Right.
Eb E
We'll just say where we are,
F# G
Then go back into the car.
G# A Eb E
We don't want to be any worry.
Eb E
Well you got with a flat,
F# G
Well, how 'bout that?
G# A Eb E
Well, babies, don't you panic.
Eb E
By the light of the night
F# G
It'll all seem alright.
G# A Eb E
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
E B
I'm just a sweet transvestite
A E Eb E
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Eb E
Why don't you stay for the night? Night.
F# G
Or maybe a bite? Bite.
G# A Eb E
I could show you my favourite ... obsession.
Eb E
I've been making a man
F# G
With blond hair and a tan
G# A Eb E
And he's good for relieving my ... tension
E B
I'm just a sweet transvestite
A E Eb E
From Transexual, Transylvania. HIT IT! HIT IT!
E B
I'm just a sweet transvestite, Sweet transvestite
A E Eb E
From Transexual, Transylvania.
E (with a slide!)
E
So - come up to the lab,
G
And see what's on the slab.
N.C.
I see you shiver with antici ...
E
... pation.
E
But maybe the rain
G
Isn't really to blame.
A
So I'll remove the cause.
E
(chuckles) But not the symptom.
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