A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
D(pm) A(pm)
It's a method of conveying sound, it's square outside, inside it's round
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate
D(pm) A(pm)
Reading of the numbers that make up different sounds in fact
E
It's the most technologically advanced
F# D
Sound reproduction known to man
A E (w/ slides up from D#)
At least in the commercially viable sense
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
D(pm) A(pm)
Every subtle nuance of a tune is made available to you
A(pm)
That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true
D(pm) A(pm)
Technically it works with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily
E F#
Throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash
D A
It's time to move out of the past
E (w/ slides up from D#)
In the profit analysis sense
[Solo]
A
That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time
D A
An inferior and overpriced product of an underactive mind
A
That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam
D
Devoid of any thought or heart at all
A
It's the antithesis of rock and roll
E
But no one cares that a record sounds better
F# D A
Cause you just can't buy them so it just doesn't matter at all
E (w/ slides up from D#)
And that's common sense
[ End on A ]
[Solo w/ rhythm guitar chords]
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