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A / E / D x4
[Verse]:
A D A E
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
A D E
She's got trouble with her tubes
A D A E
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A D E
A completely empty room
Chorus
A G
Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
A G
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
D
Her uterus is useless
[Verse]:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
[Repeat Chorus]
A D E A D E
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
A D E A E D
Jeannie isn't ovulating now
A E
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
G D A
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
E
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
G D A
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E G A(12th)
Artificial insemination can't
E G A(12th)
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
A / E / D x4
[Verse]:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A]
Lead
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B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
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B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-------------10-------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!
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